Global Warming

Song Length 2:41 Genre Unique - Parody

Lyrics

Global Warming

(verse 1)

We're raisin' lots of cattle
And burning lots of coal
A smoggy atmosphere
Seems to be our greatest goal
Polar caps are meltin'
Sea levels on the rise
Orleanians must scuba dive
Just to get some fries

(verse 2)

Now maybe that's their fault
For building underground
Like Venice went before them
Need a boat to get around
They got it right in Denver
If the smog could just get out
I used to go to Tahoe
'Til the fireplace went out

(chorus)

O' thank you global warming
Al gave lots a' warning
Ain't gonna be no more snow
And Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go

(verse 3)

The earth is now a greenhouse
Heat captured from the sun
Baking' us just like potatoes
Add some butter when we're done
But butter causes cancer
Reducing our lifespan
Mother Nature's tired
Of the brotherhood of man

(verse 4)

Kale and Tofu Salad
Are the foods that we should eat
Cattle expel methane
That increases greenhouse heat
We need to fly electric jets
From Paris to New York
And find a soybean substitute
For chicken, beef and pork

(Chorus)

O' thank you global warming
Al gave us lots a' warning
Ain't gonna be no more snow
And Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go

(Bridge)

Hey there Chicken Little
The sky is falling down
ICloud's getting so damn full
Gonna fall and break your crown

(verse 5)

Now maybe there's a better way
To figure this thing out
Is it possible this planet's here
For us to just wear out
By the time it gets uncomfortable
And we've all gone too damn far
Elon will have built for us
A woke new place on Mars

(chorus)

O' thank you global warming
Al gave us lots a' warning
Ain't gonna be no more snow
And Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go
Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go
Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go
Polar Bears ain't got nowhere to go

Enjoyed this parody of Global Warming as the world needs a lot of smiles that this up-tempo song provides. Humor sometimes gets a message through especially during the struggles some people have with coping through it all. I thank you for allowing my review as I think you have a gift for parody songwriting from this example. Looking forward to hearing more parody compositions and possibly one about the Masking of America? You know I think your publisher might get this for online parody broadcasting soon before things melt a good idea for Elon Musk. Looking forward to the next few songs you submit to BJ Pro Review too.

Charles Edmund Carter is a funny guy!

Lyrics Charles Edmund Carter & Joe Milton Music Charles Edmund Carter & Joe Milton
Producer Charles Edmund Carter & Joe Milton Publisher Jo Dude Music
Performance Charles Edmund Carter----Vocal
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