Story Behind The Song
This is an upbeat song I wrote after we'd had a horrible start to the day. We own a dairy farm. After our morning milker backed a tractor into another worker's car, my husband said the day had gone to hell in a handbag. I thought, as long as we're going to hell, I want a NICE handbag!! Just trying to keep a cheerful spin on life!! I googled handbags on the internet and wrote this song that morning.
Song Description
An upbeat, danceable tune with an easy sing-a-long catchy chorus line. Funny yet inspirational, makes you want to get up and dance. Short, sweet and to-the-point.
| Song Length |
2:09 |
Genre |
Country - Rockabilly, Country - Boogie |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Cheerful |
Subject |
Determination, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Linda Ronstadt, Carrie Underwood |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Louis Vitton, or Gucci will do
I've got my bag and I don't need you 'cause I'm goin', goin' to hell with my handbag
The tires are flat the axel's broke, the rudders in half and the boat won't float so I'm goin', goin' to hell with my handbag
Coach or Prada, french leather'd be nice
Satan always looks sharp though he's cold as ice
Hot down there, I think I'll wear my mini
With high-heeled boots so my legs look skinny
Come on along you wanna give up too
You don't need a bag just your wallet'll do
You don't need a map, fate's laid out the line
You don't need a tux, I think your jeans look fine
I'm goin', goin' to hell with my handbag
Ya I'm goin', goin' to hell with my handbag
I said I'm goin', goin' to hell with my handbag!