Song Description

Mid-tempo, fun, slightly down-and-dirty country blues song (a al Wynona, maybe Reba or Shania) telling off a soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend. Lots of wit.

Lyrics

You look so surprised, sweet darlin of mine,
To hear me say we're at the end of the line
You tell me that you love me--now what could you be thinking of?
I don't know what this is, but honey it ain't love.

My friends said: "Give it some time, see where it goes,
Love's like a seed, you've got to see if it grows."
Well you've had your time, now it's time to take off the gloves
I don't know what this is, but honey it ain't love.

You call when you get lonely---'bout every other week---
Baby this ain't love, this is hide-and-seek!
It ain't normal honey, something's outa whack,
I'm givin way more more than I been gettin back

Now would I say that you've been
a) lots of laughs?
b) tons of fun?
c) someone to talk to when the day is done?
I'm afraid the answer's d) none of the above
I don't know what this is, but honey it ain't love.

You don't want to know me, you just want me around,
I'm tired of living in the lost and found
I'm outa here, baby--I tried, but you failed
This relation-ship has sailed!

I'm gonna find me a man with something to give
A guy I can rely on as long as I live
Cause you sure won't be there for me when push comes to shove
I don't know what this is, but honey it ain't love.
I know it when I see it, and trust me honey: this ain't love.