Birthe Noer Myers

Birthe Noer Myers

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Unique - Unclassified | Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States
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Member Since: 2013
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Song Description

A song in incorrect English about two very bad guys who more or less get their come-uppance.

Story Behind the Song

I wanted to write an unsweet song for children, a song that would amuse both parents and children.

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funky vibe to song . made me giggle at parts. keep it up

    - Ali Edwards

You get some top points here for creativity. I would probably have to listen to this song 2 or 3 more times to "get it." Sounds like a pirate sea shanty of sorts. I thought it was going to be video game music at first....then you kicked in with your "interesting" vocals, which were excellently matched and mixed, but the way. Who was behind the boards on this one? Some pretty clever mixing and production, way outside the box in my opinion, but an interesting listen. I thought that one of the most memorably significant lyrics was the one about "What's the use of being bad when no one is watching" or whatever it was. Pretty insightful there.

    - Kate Carpenter
Lyrics

Two aw'fli dan'grous bad bad guys
With dirty nails and squinty eyes
Got off the ship in ChungChalong
With all the loot and stuff they'd brung
Along with them from Archingore
Where they had looted bad before

They'd snuck aboard the Drunken Maid
And stowed away where stores were laid
The customs did not see them come
And the police had all gone home
And were asleep when this went on
Just up the coast by ChungChalong.

One aw'fli dang'rous bad guy said,
"Seems everyone has gone to bed
Along this coast of ChungChalong
There's not a soul around to wrong."
For what's the use of being bad
If no one sees you and gets mad

They squinted here they squinted there
For someone they could try to scare
But never saw that all along
In deepest, darkest ChungChalong
The ones they'd robbed in Archingore
Were there, and they were really sore

The angry mob from Archingore
Did what had not been done before
They cleaned the bad guys' dirty nails
Before they raised their purple sails
And sailed away from ChungChalong
With loot and bad guys brung along

The aw'fli dan'grous bad bad guys
Were told to mend their bad bad ways
And clean their nails and not to squint
So they could earn an honest mint
Like proper folk in Archingore
Yikes, what an aw'fli bad bad bore

The aw'fli dan'grous bad bad guys
With cleaned up nails and squinty eyes
Escaped by boat to ChungChalong
Where later they were prob'ly hung
When the police woke up and saw
How much they liked to break the law.

Song Length
4:20
Genres
Unique - Children, Unique - Comedy
Tempo / Feel
Tempo Undefined
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Cheerful, Affable

Subject Matter
Crime, Theft, Justice


Language
English
Era
1800 - 1899

Lyric Credits Birthe Noer Myers
Music Credits Beatrix Greiner
Producer Credits Birthe Noer Myers
Publisher Credits Birthe Noer Myers
Performance Credits Beatrix Greiner
Label Credits A Friendly Talk