Lyrics

JESUS COULD BOOGIE

Last night I went down to the pearly gates
And Peter told me, "Hurry, you're gonna be late"
"There's a party goin' down at Jesus' pad"
"So hurry, it's the best time, you'll ever have"

I showed up with my rosary pearls
And Jesus was dancing with two young girls
I told him that his presence just chilled his spine
He told me to shut up and have some wine

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Jesus climbed upon the hills, and
He opened his arms as time stood still
He said, "Listen boy, even you-
"Can learn to boogie too!"

Jesus Could Boogie like a disco king
Jesus Could Boogie down to anything
Jesus Could roll like a radial tire
Jesus Could burn like a mutherfucking fire

I went down to repent for my sins
But Jesus just told me to slip him some skin
If you want forgiveness, you've got to get down
And move your feet to the righteous sounds

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