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I WAS ASKED TO WRITE A SONG TO CELEBRATE THE WEDDING OF GARY AND VICKY .I WAS EMAILED SOME STORIES ABOUT THE HAPPY COUPLE AND THIS IS THE OUTCOME
Gary and Vicky met in 2007. On their first date, gary turned up at Vicky's with 6 bottles of wine. Not sure what that says about his plans for the night.Gary thought vicky was out of his league.Gary's a fantastic footballer but has had more injuries than you can shake a stick at.hip replaced, cheekbone replaced, half his teeth replaced.Gary is a chef Who works in a cafe in brean in front of a griddle, where fine dining is egg and chips.Gary and vicky are getting married in cyprus. They have a daughter Megan who is 18 months old who looks just like Gary.Their first house that they bought together was in such a state it needed gutting and they lived in a caravan in the front garden for months. Vicky found out she was pregnant during that time.
Gary loves Liverpool football club, and especially john barnes. He'd marry john barnes if he could. He is also totally obsessed with serial killers. The two facts are unrelated but if you could weave in anything remotely related to fred west or peter sutcliffe then gary will laugh his arse off.Qn gary's stag do, he asked the chef at the restaurant to cook him something amazing, either 'meat, fish or dog shit'. I kid you not...
he then promptly fell asleep into his dinner at the table.They want more kids, and a new house, hopefully without the need for a caravan next time. Vicky is one of the loveliest girls you will ever meet - she's never got a bad word to say about anyone, is on the end of the phone to all her mates whenever they need her and she's always kind. She's also always late for everything - if you say 7, vicky will be there at 8. She's very houseproud and tidy, very fashionable and is a brilliant dancer. Full of fun and is a real good laugh
Gary's favourite words. first one being 'Wha'sssssson!', second one being 'Crumbs!' but his favourite being 'septicaemia'. Yes, septicaemia... don't ask but Gary has some crazy alternative words to 'Crikey'..