Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber

Song Length 3:18 Genre Pop - Rock
Lead Vocal Male Vocal

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Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber

I chose a quart of Rocky Road and made for the express lane
When a woman rushed ahead me in line
Sometimes I get defensive in this type of situation
But her purchase made me realize I had time

She wasn?t buying Band-Aids or iodine or gauze
It didn?t seem to be a matter of First Aid
My curiosity read the label wrapped around her package
As the impatient woman wrote her check and paid

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Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber
Perhaps she had an urgent dietary need
Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber
Or wanted something with that shape that didn?t have a seed

I know what I did next was wrong but she had caught my fancy
I trailed her to find out the fate of her produce
She led me to a parking lot with a dark rear entrance
I couldn?t have been more surprise than I was by the sight

The room was filled with people and cameras and lights
I hid behind a fern to see what they filmed
The announcer said: ?Welcome to the Galloping Gourmet!?
The woman put her cucumber in a tasty dish

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Words and music by Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI)

Lyrics Scott Yoho Music Scott Yoho
Producer Scott Yoho Publisher Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI)
Performance Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI) Label Dental Records
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