Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber

Song Length 3:18 Genre Pop - Rock
Lead Vocal Male Vocal


Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber

I chose a quart of Rocky Road and made for the express lane
When a woman rushed ahead me in line
Sometimes I get defensive in this type of situation
But her purchase made me realize I had time

She wasn?t buying Band-Aids or iodine or gauze
It didn?t seem to be a matter of First Aid
My curiosity read the label wrapped around her package
As the impatient woman wrote her check and paid

Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber
Perhaps she had an urgent dietary need
Seedless Hydroponic Cucumber
Or wanted something with that shape that didn?t have a seed

I know what I did next was wrong but she had caught my fancy
I trailed her to find out the fate of her produce
She led me to a parking lot with a dark rear entrance
I couldn?t have been more surprise than I was by the sight

The room was filled with people and cameras and lights
I hid behind a fern to see what they filmed
The announcer said: ?Welcome to the Galloping Gourmet!?
The woman put her cucumber in a tasty dish


Words and music by Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI)

Lyrics Scott Yoho Music Scott Yoho
Producer Scott Yoho Publisher Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI)
Performance Scott Yoho ©1992 Auto Order Music (BMI) Label Dental Records
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