Song Description

Obsessing over a person you hardly know...i.e. SWF stalking SWM

Lyrics

Standing in line on a Saturday night, buying dandruff shampoo.
You could be standing right next to me and I wouldn't have a clue.
I don't have a lot of faith but I'm putting it all in you.
I hope you'll at least have the decency to come through.

I don't know why. I don't know why.
I don't know why I like you I just do
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh and I would do anything,
anything to make you like me, too.
I would swallow a fly.
Perhaps I'll die.
Perhaps I'll die.

Sitting at home on a Saturday night, leaving ten messages for you.
You could be screening your calls right now and I wouldn't have a clue.
There's a lot going on in my head and I'm giving it all to you.
I hope you'll know what to throw away and what to hold on to.

I don't know why. I don't know why.
I don't know why I like you I just do
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh and I would do anything,
anything to make you like me, too.
I would swallow a fly.
Perhaps I'll die.
Perhaps I'll die.

Doing my laundry on a Saturday night, folding my underwear.
You could be standing right next to me and I wouldn't even care.
Cause now you're numb to me. You've built up an immunity.
You won't even acknowledge the seductive powers of my nail polish.

I don't know why. I don't know why.
I don't know why I like you I just do
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh and I would do anything,
anything to make you like me, too.
I would swallow a fly.
Perhaps I'll die.
Think I'm gonna die.