Song Description
A sarcastic single girl?s lament about coupled-up friends who still find reasons to complain about their boyfriends.
| Song Length |
4:11 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock, Rock - Alternative |
| Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
When I stay in bed all day, they call it depression.
When two people stay in bed all day, it's called passion.
So, when my girlfriend sheds a tear
cause she doesn't think her boyfriend's intentions are sincere...
well, I say, boo hoo! Somebody loves me.
Boo hoo! Somebody needs me.
Boo hoo! I?m having sex on a regular basis.
Woe is me!
When I drink a bottle of wine for dinner, it's pathetic.
When two people drink a bottle of wine, it's romantic.
So, when my girlfriend'll bitch and moan
cause she thinks her boyfriend only likes her for her dog...
well, I say, boo hoo! Somebody loves me.
Boo hoo! Somebody needs me.
Boo hoo! I'm having sex on a regular basis.
Woe is me!
When I talk out loud to myself, I'm a crazy bag lady.
When two people talk out loud, it's called dating.
So, when my girlfriend starts to whine
cause today her boyfriend only called her eleven times...
well, I say, boo hoo! Somebody loves me.
Boo hoo! Somebody needs me.
Boo hoo! I'm having sex on a regular basis.
But, if I ever fall in love again and there's nothing wrong,
will I lose my sense of humor and write sappy love songs?
Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!
I'm having sex on a regular basis. Woe is me!
I've got a boyfriend. Woe is me!
I'm having sex. Woe is me!
He sends me flowers. Woe is me!
He's good in bed. Woe is me!