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WELL WE'RE ALL AT THE BAR IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
THE CAPTAINS' FLOWIN' HARD WE'RE FEELIN' ALRIGHT
BUT WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO MAKE IT ALL TIGHT
IS DR. ONEIHI AND A MATCH LIGHT
SO WE WENT OUTSIDE TO FIND THE DR. THERE
HE WAS LOOKIN' A BIT GREEN AND HAD RED HAIR
SO WE WRAPPED HIM NICELY INTO A SKIN
YES, THE DR. CURED HE LEFT US PERMA-GRIN

SO I SAY HAVE YOU MET THE CAPTAIN?
YEA, HE'S A HELL OF A GUY
AND IT'S SOMETHIN' SOME KNOW FOR CERTAIN
THEY CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES AS I'M STUMBLIN' BY
AND THE DR. HE'S MY HERO--A STAND OUT
LIKE THE RED IN MY EYES
SO A TOAST TO THE CAPTAIN...
CAPTAIN MORGANS AND DR. ONEIHI