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AND I MET HER A HALF HOUR INTO L.A.
SHE HAD ROSE COLORED LIPS THAT WERE SUCKING ON A CANDY CANE
I SAID "HEY DARLIN'" YOU WAITIN' A CAB
SHE JUST SMILED, GOT IN AND LAUGHED

THEN SHE STARTED HER PARTY IN THE BACK OF MY VAN
YEA, SHE STARTED HER PARTY IN THE BACK OF MY VAN
AND I WASN'T INVITED---NO I WASN'T INVITED

WHEN SHE WALKED HER DOG, SHE WALKED IT FOR ME
AND I KNOW IT'S CLICHE' BUT SHE WAS THE FINEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
SHE HAD HIP THRUST LEFT AND YOUNG SKIN TIGHT
SHE HAD AN ASS ON HER THAT COULD START A FIRE
AND OHH, OHH, OHH..........SELF SERVICE!

AND SHE STARTED HER PARTY IN THE BACK OF MY VAN
YEA SHE STARTED HER PARTY IN THE BACK OF MY VAN
AND I WASN'T INVITED---NO I WASN'T INVITED