Mission: Rid the world of the evil Yanni and John Tesh
Means: re-attaching the balls to the piano while infusing tunes with biceps, beer and babes.
Goal: Piano Rock Ugly the world over

Pianocidal just doesn't care. Get it? When this act started in '99, people said we couldn't sing songs like "Big Pussy" and "Everybody Wants To Be Black". Look at what's happened: Now those same people are singing those songs right back at us! Pianocidal is all about no rules, no compromising, and no BS. 'Gonna pound these keys 'til they play outta fright!