Johnny Nowhere has hitch-hiked across half of the country, driven an auto parts delivery truck, transported whiskey, managed a photography studio, assisted in the management of a famous record store chain (if you don't know what a record store is we probably don't have much in common), solicited magazines door-to-door for an infamous company, labored in a building supplies warehouse, worked as promoter for Vakhtang Jordania, been self-employed as painter and carpenter, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, a guitar tech and has been a salesman of fine musical instruments.

Johnny specializes in irony-pop ballads and instrumental compositions. He now peddles his musical wares throughout the professional music, film and television industry.