Song Description
Tongue-in-cheek song about fatherhood.
| Song Length |
3:06 |
Genre |
Rock - Alternative, Rock - Modern |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Content, Endearing |
Subject |
Love for Child |
| Similar Artists |
Smashing Pumpkins, Toad The Wet Sprocket |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Warning, to avoid danger of suffocation
Keep this bag away from babies and children
Do not use in cribs or beds or play pens
This bag is not a toy, said Billy to Ruben
(Chorus)
This bag is not a toy, it?s not for you to enjoy
So just grab my hand, and let?s play together for a while
This isn?t as easy as it looks
Everybody?s full of advice and wisdom
What do you do when you get that bottom lip
They don?t mention a onesie in any of the books
Chorus
Solo
To the lucky kids on this polluted planet
You won?t have to wear Toughskins like I did
Take this out-of-battery toy for granted
This bag is not a toy; knot bag before throwing away
Chorus
Chorus
c. 2005 Rubber Blanket Music