Song Description

What can I say, I'd really like to be retired.

Lyrics

Old Farts
Vs.1
When oh when will I retire
Slip out of the yoke, leave the quagmire
Get on with the life to which I aspire
Where no one tells me to work
Or makes me perspire

Chorus:
I wannabe an old fart with nothing to do
Just an old fart whose laughing at you
For working and slaving like I had to
Up until the day my pension came through
Nest egg
Powerball
Vs.2
When the golden handshake comes
And I say kiss my ass, nose to thumb
Gonna pawn the watch and shake off the crumbs
That never will repay me
For all that I?ve done
Vs.3
All of us boomers will be gettin? there soon
Social security?s my silver spoon
Double ?a? RP like a sixties commune
Buying everything for a song
Acting like some tycoon