Story Behind The Song
Wally needed another NEW song.
Song Description
Compares effects of drugs/alcohol to consuming nuclear waste and physically becoming alterted.
| Song Length |
3:30 |
Genre |
Rock - Alternative, Rock - Punk |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Hysterical, Frenzied |
Subject |
Drugs, Wild Animals |
| Similar Artists |
The Talking Heads, The Ramones |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
The Moose Of Memphis - Wally Ford - 2005
He's tortured and disfigured
He looks just like a real skinny water buffalo
And he fidgets like a wino
He's The Moose Of Memphis
He smells like smells like somethin' rotten
Just like limburger or some kind of stinky cheese
And he's mentally affected
He's The Moose Of Memphis
(Chorus)
Now that he's a Moose
How can he go back to the Laundromat
And drink his apple juice
He thought that nuclear waste
Was where it's at
He drank it and he smoked it
And he sniffed it up his nose
And it turned him into a Moose
Oh how is he gonna' wash his clothes
He can't get no girlfriends
Cos women don't want a Moose-Man
With a big Bullwinkle nose
So he's always sad and lonesome
He's The Moose Of Memphis
(Repeat Chorus)