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I was going through a divorce from my Ex and missing sex...so voila! My divorce counselor gave me the perfect suggestion, I implemented it, and have been very happy ever since.
Every Southern Baptist Man's worst nightmare
Bought Myself A Toy
Written by: Van Preston
(V1) After We Were Over, I Went To see My Shrink. She Said Listen, Honey Darlin', I'm Gonna Tell You What I Think, You Need Some Gettin' Over Him, And Here's What You Can Do, Go Out And Buy Yourself a Toy, And It Will Take Good Care of You
(CHORUS:) So I Don't Need You Anymore My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy, Well It Keeps Me Company All Night Long, And it Brings Me So Much Joy, I Laugh and I Smile and I Cry Out Loud, And There's Nothin' It Won't Do, Oh Boy! I Don't Need You Anymore, My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy.
(V2) When I'm feelin' Lonely, and When I'm Missing You, I Just Snap That Baby Right Out of the Case and It Gets Rid of My Blues, Well It's All The Man I Need Right Now, And it Don't Fight With Me, I'm a Liberated! Woman Now, Cause I Control The Speed
My Little Battery Operated Wonder, My Twelve Inch Bundle of Joy...Keeps Me On the Straight and Narrow, I Sure Do LOVE my Toy!