Bottoms Up

Story Behind The Song

If you've ever prepared for a colonoscopy then you have your OWN story behing this song. -Tim

Song Description

A tongue-in-cheek "public service announcement" that turns into a sing-a-long.

Song Length 3:22 Genre Folk - Alternative
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Comedy, Funny Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Bottoms Up
By Tim Bays
© 2005 In Cahoots Music (ASCAP)

A tongue-in-cheek "public service announcement" that turns into a sing-a-long

The doctors say at 50 get a colonoscopy
And if you wonder what a colonoscopy might be
It's an exploratory entry where nobody ought to be
Yes, a penetrating peek inside your slacks
An intimate inspection of that holy place in back

And that puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "Now open wide"
It's good to go to see the doc but who wants one inside?
They tell me that it doesn't hurt but I suspect they lied
Still it's something everybody needs ("women too")
Even if it drives you to your knees ("Bend over")
I'm talkin' 'bout that colonoscopy...so

Chorus
Bottoms up (bottoms up) here's to you (here's to you)
For exploring every single avenue (avenue)
And for caring about yourself enough (enough)
Here's to you (here's to you) bottoms up (bottoms up)

Yes, it's hard to see a problem down where the sun don't shine
And doctors say a screening will shed a lot of light
And even if you're feeling is that everything is fine
Wouldn't it be good to know that's true
Cause we don't have the doctor's point of view
That's something even gymnasts can not do...Chorus

Chorus
Bottoms up (bottoms up) here's to you (here's to you)
For exploring every single avenue (avenue)
And for caring about yourself enough (enough)
Here's to you (here's to you) bottoms up (bottoms up)




Lyrics Tim Bays Music Tim Bays
Producer Tim Bays Publisher © 2005 In Cahoots Music (ASCAP)
Label Tim Bays - The 3-Legged Dog & Other Tales

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