Lyrics

We?re Perfectly Normal
Written by Thomas Michael Riley

She?s got a belly-button ring; another one on her toe;
She?s got a tattoo hidden in a place where nobody knows;
I?m peculiar; people think that I?m slow;
There?s a lot of things I?ll never understand;
But one thing I know;

We?re perfectly normal; there ain?t any doubt;
After therapy we finally figured it out;
We?re perfectly normal; got all the right stuff;
We?re normal; everybody else is just a little messed up.

She was obsessive; before she met me;
Always worried ?bout her looks and her friends in society;
Now she don?t worry ?bout nothing;
I think she?ll be okay;
She still hears voices in her head but she really don?t care what they say;

We?re perfectly normal; in every way;
We don?t care about the way we act, or what other people say;
We?re perfectly normal; got all the right stuff;
We?re normal; everybody else is just a little messed up.

Doctor said he could cure me; ?this ain?t brain surgery?;
He said ?Get off of that couch young man, you?re coming with me;
An old-time prescription; foolproof remedy;
He sat me down at the bar and put a bottle in front of me.

We?re perfectly normal; there ain?t any doubt;
After two or three beers I finally figured it out;
We?re perfectly normal; got all the right stuff;
We?re normal; everybody else is just a little messed up