Lyrics

Self-inflicted Botox brain-freeze
Don?t forget to blow a fuse
From the lines and deep deep creases
I can see you?ve paid your dues
The beast of burden got a word in
Just before he ditched the plow
Big black horns turn into wings
When he rides the big cash cow

Exploration next-door nation
Who?s that drilling in your wells?
There?s one born now every second
I can tell from all the shells
Dig the hole and try to fill it
You can do it if you try
They fake you out, you suck it up
And then you let it fly

Self-inflicted Botox brain-freeze
Don?t forget to blow a fuse
From the lines and deep, deep creases
I can see you work the shoes
The beast of burden got a word in
Just before he ditched the plow
Big black horns turn into wings
When he rides the big cash cow

One thing not disputed
There?s no culture shock
For the electrocuted

Dollywood stares at the Hollywood squares