Song Description

A wacky little ska tune about one man's adventures on public transit!!!

Lyrics

I'm on the C-Train
I know the driver
His name is Louis
He drives the C-train


Riding down the line
I get on at Anderson
I'm jammed in with the suits
And assorted homeless bums
The secretaries look so lovely
And they smile and wink at me
I am riding on the C-Train
I'm as happy as can be


I'm on the C-Train
Feel like a money
With a banana
It tastes so yummy


Going through the tunnels
It is scary dark inside
Here comes the transit copper
Checkin' if I bought my ride
A snotty little punk
With a skateboard 'neath his arm
Smirkin' like a leprechaun
Horkin' down his Lucky Charms!


I'm on the C-train
It is so funny
The Loser Limo
I love the C-Train


I'm on the C-Train
I know the driver
His name is Walter
He drives the C-Train


I take it to the Uni
There's a concert there tonight
I groove to Camel Toe
And I pogo and I fight
I check out the college girlies
And I try to make a score
I guzzle lotsa beers
Then I puke upon the floor


I'm on the C-Train
I'm feelin' dizzy
The lights are spinning
I hate the C-train!!!

I'm on the C-train
Feel like a monkey
With a banana
It tastes so yummy

I'm on the C-train
I know the driver
Her name is Phoebe
She drives the C-train