Song Length |
3:29 |
Genre |
Pop - Standards, Unique - Holiday |
Mood |
Annoyed, Aggressive |
| |
Lyrics
Dear Santa,
It?s the 25th of December and it?s seems you didn?t remember
To drop by - Am I the only guy who didn?t get his wish?
Was I on the bottom of your list?
Did they lose my letter in the post?
Did all my emails get up your nose?
Did you partake of one too many drinks
And crashed your sleigh D.U.I.
Got locked up, spent the night in the clink?
Dear Santa,
Outside I can hear the kids play, with their new toys from the holiday
So it seems clear ? I?ve been singled for no festive cheer
You must have added up my sins this year
Was it the time I took the train?
And went three stops - without paying?
Was it the time the carol singers came to my door
And they sang Ding Dong Merrily
But I punched one in the jaw?
Dear Santa,
I?ve got to say I feel a little guilt - I?ve been a bad boy I must admit
But my view is still: your gift embezzlement is overkill
Ain?t it the season of goodwill?
Will here is how I?ll put it to you
You?ve got a week to think this through
If I don?t have present by the turn of the new year
Then I?m gonna be mad, I?m gonna head north
I'm gonna cut off your beard