Song Description

Stuck at home during quarantine, a middle-aged man get's addicted to teen dramas on TV. Guest feature on the track by MC Lars, with a verse about his addiction... Survivor

Lyrics

(MC Lars): Hey First Rule! Have you heard about this Covid-19 thing?

The government said it's time to quarantine
How can I make this time at home seem not so boring
Two weeks in, and something's gotta give
There's only so much I can yell at Carol Fuckin' Baskin

I'm on a quest for something new to watch
The wife walks in and remote control is lost
Oh, God! What's it gonna be?
Scrolling through she ends up picking Dawson's Creek

I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between
And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens
All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues
One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue
Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure
But I just wish that I could watch forever
I have become what I never thought I'd be
I've become Quaranteen'd

Love triangles and angst, and teen rebellion
Got quarantine to thank for all these Gossip Girl reruns
Teen dramas have become my secret sin
I can't believe that Lucas finally chose Peyton

I never thought that this would happen to me
Watched every show and Netflix thinks I'm thirteen
How can I hide this addiction from my friends?
What's this recommended show with Archie and Jughead?

I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between
And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens
All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues
One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue
Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure
But I just wish that I could watch forever
I have become what I never thought I'd be
I've become Quaranteen'd

(MC Lars):
Hey First Rule homies, I totally get what you're talking about
Now I have a similar addiction
Let me explain

While we're talking streaming there's a show that I've been watching
Survivor's what they call it and strategy they're talking
When it comes to tribal council, how was your social game?
Immunity, Impunity, mad idols might get played!
There's Boston Rob and Cochrane, don't forget Coach
And if you find an idol don't let anybody know
And when it comes to trail mix, don't hide it in the sand
Taylor you should know this, I'm finished with you, man!

I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between
And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens
All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues
One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue
Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure
But I just wish that I could watch forever
I have become what I never thought I'd be
I've become Quaranteen'd

(MC Lars):
I get it, Quaranteen... T. E. E. N. Quaranteen, that's good. I just got it!