Story Behind The Song

I met several girls who claimed to be amazing in bed because they were gymnasts in their youth. I found this was generally misleading and wrote a song about an ordinary chick who was so maleable in the sack that she was probably taking gymnastics. You kn

Song Description

A take-off on MIssion Impossible, this song juxtaposes the painful and pleasurable feelings of gymnastic-influenced sex.

Lyrics

Position:Impossible


she?s a kinky girl, she takes off her clothes to play Twister
I?m not plastic man but I do what I can to assist her
she seems to believe my body is made out of rubber
sometimes I pull a muscle but its no big deal, Lord I love her
ooh I love her

Position Impossible, yer puttin? me in the hospital
yer love-making technique is fantastic, yer probably taking gymnastics

I?m not Stretch Monster, you know I don?t look like Stretch Armstrong
she says I?m outta shape, and I shouldn?t eat so many King Dons
I peep in her window, she always smiles when she sees me
you know I can?t complain, she bends over backwards to please me
to please me

Position Impossible, yer puttin? me in the hospital
yer love-making technique is fantastic, yer probably taking gymnastics

solo


she was just out of high-school, diploma in hand
you know she spent all her daddy?s money, and ran off with a band
she took all AP courses to develop her mind
and those four years on the cheerleading squad
developed a shapely behind

you know it gave her a shapely behind