Story Behind The Song

I put away lots of teen magazines at the library where I work and Clay Aiken started showing up on all of the covers. One day I was looking at one and thought to myself "That guy's a douche!" I couldn't figure out why such a douche gets to be on all of the teen magazines. So I wrote this song.

Song Description

This is a song that explains why I think Clay Aiken should not be famous.

Lyrics

well i don't think i'm wrong, so let me know if i'm mistaken
but the biggest fuck face in this world's that asshole called Clay Aiken
well i've never heard him sing and I've never seen him dance
so now why the fuck do all those girls want inside his pants?
his fame will all run out befre he's very old
he looks just like a leprekhan, but lacks a pot of gold
he didn't win that show, no in fact he lost it
now we're just waiting for the day he comes out of the closet

Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
oh-woah, and he can eat my shit

i hate his cow-licked hair and i hate his stupid face
his existance on this earth is an invasion of my space
well all his dreams came true so his life contains no wrongs
'cause it must be so rewarding singing other people's songs
oh, where did this chode come from and when will he go away
i'll buy him a ticket straight to hell that only goes one way
well after he's done posting, acting's what he'll do
'cause i heard he wants a part in "From Justin To Kelly II"

Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
Oh-woah, and he can lick my taint

it must be so hard for that stupid little man-bitch
to lose the contest to a guy who's named after a sandwich
i don't know how long his fake career is gonna last
especially with Simon Cowell's fist stuck in his ass

Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
Clay Aiken is a douche
Oh-woah, and he can suck-

Clay Aiken is a what? (douche!)
Clay Aiken is a huh? (douche!)
Clay Aiken is a what'd you say? (douche!)
and he can suck my dick