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Everything was going good
My life it was going great
Nothing could have been better
Until you left me for him

You know how much you mean to me
Then why are you so mean to me
He is such a player and Im a player hater
A player hater!

You left me for another man
You, you left me for my dad
You left me for my father
And I didnt even have a chance to get you back

He might have more money than me
But he's also got a family
He is 60 years in the making
But he seems to get all the ladies
If you want to get with my father
then I
I wont even bother
But I've
Got to let you know about one thing
His weiner is a little bit bumpy (HIS WEINER IS A LITTLE BIT BUMPY!)

You left me for another man
You, you left me for my dad
You left me for my father
And I didnt even have a chance to get you back