Lyrics

Garbage in, garbage out,
The rat'll want it, it's so fetid
And lock the front porch up,
Don't go trusting anyone.
Chasing off the dreaded darkness through the day till you are done,
Just keep the world at bay,
I'd love you to live another day inside your lovely living room.

Take the garbage out,
The rat'll want it too, it's a fetid stew.
And walk the rat about,
Your friend is getting restless here.
Fumigators curse and fume,
The rat is in the living room,
Just keep the world at bay,
I'd love you to live another day inside your lovely living room.

High grade fever, couldn't get much sicker,
Please serve my codeine with chocolate liqueur.
My stated pleasure, retrograde amnesia,
Did we meet in '94, I don't really know no more.

Put your fat rat in a jar,
The cat'll want it, it's so fetid.
Courage has petered out,
You're not having any fun,
Chasing off the dreaded likeness of your father's only son...

Take the garbage out,
The rat'll want it too, it's a fetid stew.
And walk the rat about,
Your friend is getting restless here.
Fumigators curse and fume,
The rat is in the living room,
Just keep the world at bay,
I'd love you to live another day inside your lovely living room.

You don't understand, start taking good notes now,
Too much to take in at only one sitting.
You won't understand, thirty-three shots later and,
I've been drinking twenty years, not as dumb as I appears.

I cannot remember which of my shoes I put on first,
I cannot remember which of my shoes I have put on first.

Take the garbage out,
The rat'll want it too, it's a fetid stew.
And walk the rat about,
Your friend is getting restless here.
Fumigators curse and fume,
The rat is in the living room,
Just keep the world at bay,
I'd love you to live another day inside your lovely living room.