Song Description

Our fun song, about snotty american rich girla

Lyrics

FORTUNE TELLER

LOOK AT YOU / SO YOUNG AND SEXY
YOU?RE ON BIRTH CONTROL
BUT YOUR DADDY STILL SENDS YOU THAT CHECK EVERY WEEK
FUNNY HOW YOUR SKIN IS SO CLEAN
YOUR LEGS SO SMOOTH
IT?S THE PRODUCTS YOU USE
YOUR STEAM THERAPY

I AM NOT YOUR INSPIRATION
THIS IS WHO I AM
chorus:
I?M A FORTUNE TELLER UNDERNEATH A RED UMBRELLA
I CAN BE BASHFUL TOO
IT?S SO EASY / HALF OF US ARE SPOILED AND SLEAZY
I CAN BE SPITEFUL TOO
TAKE ORGANIC SPEED
EXERCISE YOUR SENSES WITH A DRINK (IF YOU CAN GRAB ONE)
I DON?T DISAGREE
JUST OFFERING OPINION FROM UP HERE (YOU KNOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE)

GOT YOURSELF A COLLEGE DEGREE
WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A BOW
HANG OUT AT BISTRO?S
DRIVE A MASERATI
I DON?T HATE EGYPTIAN COUSINE
I?D JUST LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM
LIKE YOUR BURGER WITH CHEESE?

I KNOW THAT YOU COME FROM MONEY
BUT WHY ARE YOU SO LAME?

[chorus]

WHAT?S YOUR SIGN?
FAVORITE BEATLE?
HAVE YOU READ JITTERBUG PERFUME?