Lyrics

Comin at yah folks, on the microphone
Goin coast to coast with the Candy Rapper
With a little love poem, for you ladys out there all alone
Who?re prayin one day strange things will happen
Callin all you girls, and you groovy women of the world
Give us your heart broken, all your cheated, and the battered
Time to dry your eyes, cause tonight you?re gonna shine
As we endeavour to show you just how much you really do matter

Looks like a full moon so its gonna be another crazy one out there in Sin City tonight
But people show no fear
Put on your angel wings girls and buckle up your seat belts real tight
Cause were gonna be takin this thing through the stratosphere

You're head is spinnin , but ya heart is willin, Yah
So wont you come and chill out with the Titty Pinchin villains, Yah
Come take your ticket, to day trip with the wicked
We'll break on through the limit, to a place where its just kickin,

Cause we got every flavour,
Can help you love your neighbour,
If you play but have to fake it, come and try our space invaders
When we see an ass we whip it,
And if she laughs we kiss it,
If we get a slap we take a pass, and she don't know what she's missin,

Cause lifes like a lucky dip,
When yah hangin with the villains
A spaced out mystery trip,
To where you're gonna squeeze some thrills in
Spend the days just candy flippin,
Nights on the dancefloor champagne swillin,
So come on are you with us?

Your head is spinnin, but your heart is willin yah
So wont you come and chill out with the Titty Pinchin villains
Come take your ticket, to day trip with the wicked
We?ll break on through the limit, to a place where it?s just kickin

We'll shower you with kisses,
Treat you like a real life princess,
Tailor make a fantasy, to fulfill your wildest wishes
Take you from rags to riches,
To where the glamour and the glitz is,
So come on this is it, hell you can even wear the britches,
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Cause lifes like a lucky dip,
When yah hangin with the villains
A spaced out mystery trip,
To where you're gonna squeeze some thrills in
Spend the days just candy flippin,
Nights on the dancefloor champagne swillin,
So come on are you with us?
BRIDGE
Suddenly single sex starved stud
Sick of sailin solo searches someone he can love
Shes into sticky situations and shes seekin satisfaction
Has no pre sex stipulations and shes a steller star attraction
Schitzed out witches, psycho bitches, chicks with dicks need not apply
Spank you very much for your kind particitation
But weve run it up the pole and it just don?t fly
So step up to the plate if you can hear adventure callin
And we?ll hook up for a date that?ll take you into orbit
And we?ll boldly go to places no man?s taken you before
Where its not over till you?re shaken and singin falsetto for an encore
So put away your chochlate and your trusty pocket rockets
Pack your parachute and pom poms and your toothebrush and net stockins
Cause your goin on a journey with the galaxys most wanted
On a raunchy rocket ride to where its so orgasmatronic
So get back on it

Cause we got every flavour,
Can help you love your neighbour,
If you play but have to fake it, come and try our space invaders
When we see an ass we whip it,
And if she laughs we kiss it,
If we get a slap we take a pass, and she don't know what she's missin,

Cause lifes like a lucky dip,
When yah hangin with the villains
A spaced out mystery trip,
To where you're gonna squeeze some thrills in
Spend the days just candy flippin,
Nights on the dancefloor champagne swillin,
So come on are you with us?
Step up and take your chances, everyone goes home a winner

Your head is spinnin, but your heart is willin
So wont you come and chill out with the Titty Pinchin villains
Come take your ticket, to day trip with the wicked
We?ll break on through the limit, to a place where it?s just kickin