Song Description

Witty song about being a guy (from the male perspective)

Lyrics

You have great assets, I don?t care if they?re fake, I like your sassy smile and the way that you take all my money, ?till you leave me bone-dry, I think I couldn?t take this if I weren?t a guy

But I?m sorry when we see sad movies I don?t tend to cry, it doesn?t mean I?m not a sensitive guy

She told me ?shove it?, I said you had me at ?shove?, she had a funny way of showing her love, she was a princess, and she took all she could get, she said she wasn?t angry but that she was upset

And I?m sorry that I check out girls whenever they walk by?it doesn?t mean I?m not a sensitive guy

You may know parts of me I?m not afraid to show, you may have all of me I guess I just don?t know, I do my very best though I?m not wired that way
But look at me I noticed your highlights and that haircut and yes they both look great, by the way, hey

We?ll go to dinner, you?ll order that veggie stuff, I?ll get the burger just so I can try to look tough, we?ll skip the French fries so we can split the brown rice, you?ll count the calories while I check out the price

Please don?t ask me if I think you look fat and I?ll never lie, that?s because I?m a sensitive guy