Lyrics

Sidewalk shopping and busy as a bee
When I looked in a window
And I saw her look at me.
I said "Hey baby, won't you talk to me?"
But she wouldn't make a decision.

I became dizzy, overcome with lust serene
Cuz her nipples were perky
And her teeth were nice and clean.
I said "Hey baby, won't you walk with me?"
But she wouldn't leave her position.

CHORUS
I'm in love with a mannequin
She don't talk too much
She don't tell me how I should feel.

I picked her up before the gall could fade
No objection was voiced
And no resistance was made.
I said "Hey baby, won't you come home with me?"
And I carried her home to my kitchen.