Lyrics

If you were on a boat out on the ocean
and you saw a black ship coming near
With a pirate flag, a skull and bones
And scary pirates on the deck

What would you do? What would you do?
If some pirates were chasing you?
Would you shake like jello?
Would you shout for help?
Would you be so scared you'd freeze?

If those pirates boarded your ship
And chased you down below
And they took all of your money and all your mom's jewelry
And all of your food and your clothes

What would you do? What would you do?
If some pirates were chasing you?
Would you shake like jello?
Would you shout for help?
Would you be so scared you'd freeze?

And, if the pirates were smelly and scary
They'd never taken a bath or brushed their teeth.
And they breathed in your face, said stuff like "Argh"
And laughed when your sister screamed?

What would you do? What would you do?
If some pirates were chasing you?
Would you shake like jello?
Would you shout for help?
Would you be so scared you'd freeze?

Ahoy, ship ahoy
All you girls and boys
If you don't dance we'll make you walk the plank
So, let's see you do a pirate dance.
If you don't dance we'll make you walk the plank
So, let's see you do a pirate dance.
Let's do a pirate dance. Let's do a pirate dance.
Let's see you do a pirate dance.