Song Description
Trying to define the perfect man.
| Song Length |
3:20 |
Genre |
Country - General, Country - Contemporary |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Glad, In High Spirits |
Subject |
Attracted, Crush, Unrequited Love |
| Similar Artists |
The Judds, Trisha Yearwood |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
KENNY CHESNEY'S BUTT
Two margaritas into Happy Hour
Down at the Rooster's Tail
Four of us girls from the Savings Bank
Were talking 'bout the perfect male
We knew so far we hadn't met him
But we figured we could dream him up
So Debby took notes on a cocktail napkin
As we talked about who he was
Chorus:
He'd be smart and funny
Have a little money
And he'd like to do the town
Bring flowers now and then
Know how to be a friend
And put the seat back down
He'd be tough but tender
With a killer smile
And he'd never ever get a gut
Then Becky said, "Girls, if you want perfect
Give him Kenny Chesney's butt"
We got quiet and misty-eyed
As we thought about him walking away
Lost in a dream of skin-tight jeans
There was nothing more to say
It was getting late, so we told Debby,
"Read that list back again
Let's have more round and raise a glass
to toast our perfect man"
Chorus
Bridge:
'Cause we'd seen it on stage when he came through town
Chiseled like polished stone
Put it on the man we were talking about
We'd all want to take him home
Chorus
Rob Simbeck and Frank Michels
©2003 Sweetest Peach Music/Frank Michels Music