Lyrics

I Don?t Ski

I don?t ski,
I?ve got a bad knee
Please let me be
I don?t wanna ski

I don?t ski,
But that?s just me
You may disagree
You wanna ski, feel free

I don?t ski
Pardon me
Rather go climb a tree
Or stay home and have tea

I don?t ski,
My little chickadee
It?s too bourgeoisie
I have no pedigree
And I?m no V.I.P

I don?t ski
Check the slopes and you?ll see
I don?t ?apres? or ?pre?
They call me ?absentee?

I don?t ski
I hereby decree
So get away from me
And M.Y.O.B. cause
I don?t ski

I don?t ski
Not on snow, lake nor sea
Not on one or three
Tell the powers that be
I?ll be in my RV
Headed for Miami