Lyrics

Ladies Tool Man

(Verse)
I have right tools to do every job. I can tighten up your screws. I can loosen up your knobs. I am a Mr. Fix-it you can call any hour. I can fix things on the sink or I can fix things in the shower. I am a jack-of-all trades. I have my tools in the van, and the calls keep coming for the ladies tool man.
(Chorus)
The ladies tool man is who I am, you know I?ll do the best job that I can. I?m a tool toting, steel bolting son of a gun, and every house call is guaranteed fun.
(Verse)
I am certified and qualified, so don?t be afraid. I can hang up your curtains and make sure that your is laid. I can fix your fridge. I?m sharp as a blade. I can tune any engine that?s ever been made. I am a jack-of-trades. I have my tools in the van, and the calls keep coming for the ladies tool man.
(Chorus)
The ladies tool man is who I am, you know I?ll do the best job that I can. I?m a tool toting, steel bolting son of a gun, and every house call is guaranteed fun.
(Bridge)
I have a drill for the holes that need drillin?; a caulk-gun for the cracks that need fillin?. A screwdriver for the things that need screwing. If I don?t watch out, my tolls will be my undoing.
(Verse)
I can fix your legs on the couch, or I can build a fire. I can fix things on the washer. I can fix things on the dryer. I can give on-the-job training whenever it?s required. The hands-on-approach is the method I desire. I am a jack-of-trades. I have my tools in the van, and the calls keep coming for the ladies tool man.
(Chorus)
The ladies tool man is who I am, you know I?ll do the best job that I can. I?m a tool toting, steel bolting son of a gun, and every house call is guaranteed fun.

I?m a tool toting, steel bolting son of a gun, and every house call is guaranteed fun.