Lyrics

TERRI GOES TO CHURCH ALONE
ATONING FOR HER SINS AT HOME
AND EVERYTHING LOVE SIGNIFIES
SHE FEELS IT IS A COMPROMISE
OF ALL THE MANY MEN SHE MEETS
SHE SELDOM LET'S THEM IN BETWEEN HER SHEETS
SHE CONTEMPLATES THE RISK OF LOVE
DECLARING THAT IT'S NOT ENOUGH
AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE 'ROUND SQUARES
BUT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
SHE USES HERSELF TO COMPARE
SHE MEASURES SQUARES
BRUSH UP ON WHAT YOU SHOULD WEAR
DON'T DRESS LIKE SQUARES
DOLL UP AND COLOR YOUR HAIR
DON'T HAVE SQUARE HAIR
PLEASE GOD DON'T LET HER BE....
TERRI PLANS HER BIRTHDAY PARTY
SHE INVITES HER NEW BOYFRIEND MARTY
THE GUEST LIST IS THE HIPPEST ONES
SHE MET LAST SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS
THEY SAY SHE CAN'T MOVE UP THE LADDER
UNTIL SHE DUMPS SQUARE BOYFRIEND MARTY
THANK YOU FOR THE GORGEOUS BRACELET
THANK YOU FOR DJ'ing MY PARTY
EVEN THE COOLEST CAN BE SQUARES
THEY'RE SO UNAWARE
TAKE NOTE AND BUYER BEWARE
SQUARES TAKE UP AIR
REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE SQUARE
IT'S LIKE GRABBING AIR
PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ME BE.......SQUARE
HEY BABY , YOU WANNA GO TO A DANCE ?
WHAT KIND OF DANCE ? A SQUARE DANCE ?
WELL?YEAH
SHE DON'T WANT TO BE 'ROUND SQUARES
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
EVEN THE COOLEST CAN BE SQUARES
THEY'RE SO UNAWARE
TAKE NOTE AND BUYER BEWARE
ATTENTION SHOPPERS ! DO NOT BUY FROM SQUARES
PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ME BE.......SQUARE
SHE DON?T WANT NO HEE HAWS
SHE WON'T MAKE PEACE WITH THE SQUARES
WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED
INTRIGUE AND FOREIGN AFFAIR
A WORLD OF SQUARES
LOW BROW AND UNDEBONAIR
SHE CIRCLES SQUARES
PLEASE DON'T LET GOD BE A SQUARE
HE WOULDN'T DARE
PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ME BE........................