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VILLAGE IDIOT

?ROSES ARE RED, AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE?
MY LUMP IN THE BED, OH HOW I?VE MISSED YOU??
THE WORDS OF AN IDIOT, MAKE NO MISTAKE?
THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE UNITED STATES?
GIVEN HIS POWER AS PART OF HIS DOWRY?
SITS IN A DARK CORNER, CRYING AND COWERING?
UNABLE TO CONTEMPLATE, REASON OR SEE?
ALL THAT IS SIMPLE FOR YOU AND FOR ME?
HIS BEADY, PINK EYES ARE SET TOO CLOSE TOGETHER?
A SURE SIGN HE?S INBRED, AND HE?LL NEVER KNOW WHETHER?
HIS DADDY WAS GRANDPA, OR MOMMY WAS SIS?
A BLUE-BLOOD, REPTILIAN STRAGGLER HE IS?
SURELY YOU?LL FAIL? ?CAUSE YOU?VE NEVER BEEN CLEVER?
ST. PETER DON?T LET SNAKES INTO HEAVEN?
A DUMB LITTLE SHIT MAN IS ALL THAT YOU ARE?
SOME DAY YOU?LL BE COVERED IN FEATHERS AND TAR?