Lyrics

I'm sitting on a stool
Looking mighty cool
At a local beer joint in town
I've got my buddy on my right
He's feeling good tonight
He's 'bout to throw another cold one down
We're not the kind of guys
Who are looking for a prize
Play it safe is our MO
But there really ain't a choice
You can hear it in his voice
He looks at me says here we go
Looks like tonight
We'll have to drink 'em pretty
Raise your glass and drink your cares away
He says tonight
We'll have to drink 'em pretty
Drink 'em up fast before they get away
You see the one that's on his right
Is giving me a fright
She's big enough to swallow us whole
She smokes and wears a patch
But at least her tatoos match
Her friend is skinny as a pole
Well the clock is reaching two
We're contemplating what to do
But we're not the kind to make a fuss
She says "what about it boys do you want to go and make some noise, how 'bout you do a two step with us"
Looks like tonight
We'll have to drink 'em pretty
Raise your glass and drink your cares away
He says tonight
We'll have to drink 'em pretty
Drink 'em up fast before they get away