Lyrics

Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again

Should I get a Land Cruiser so I'm not a loser
Or a new Montero if it's not much dinero
I might roll over in a new Range Rover
Does it have more power if it's an Eddie Bauer

I'll put 'em in a stooper in a brand new Trooper
I'd be hot on a mission in an Expedition
I'd be sharp as a razor in a Chevy Blazer
And if less is more how 'bout a Rav-4

Ridin' high again

A new Durango in a shade of mango made my heart heat
Didn't matter that I needed a ladder just to get in the seat
What a power trip I always knew it would give me a charge
But you can really get off when you're driving in something this large
For that sweet young girl to be caught on her knees I say what a bummer
'Cause I think Bill Clinton wanted an SUV when he asked for a hummer

Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again

I had my ride that gave me pride until out on the wires
Came the news that gave me the blues they had recalled my tires
Went to the shop in a skip and a hop where I was quickly told
That it would take a week their inventory was oversold

Gave a little pout then I followed them out straight onto the lot
Where they showed me the car they'd loan me a Volkswagon Passat
I drove away got on the road only to discover
That when you're in a car it's hard to be an S-U-V lover

I never realized why they criticized and made just a gripe
But now I can relate to the people who hate the S-U-V type
They're just so huge and what a deluge in front and behind me
The headlights are up so high those things are gonna blind me

I stopped for gas and waited behind a Lincoln Navigator
Finally got my turn to pump about an hour later
I'm sure OPEC is pleased as heck with this S-U-V craze
Why do you think every time you blink the gas prices raise

It wasn't so heavy with Ford and Chevy but now it really perplexes
To see little old ladies in the S-U-V Mercedes BMW or Lexus

Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again

But all the same gotta play this game I've made my decision
Gettin' back in my S-U-V for Secure Unobstructed Vision
It's not much trouble that now I pay double just to get my ride washed
I'm big and clean not small and unseen nearly getting squashed

So what if it seems like I'm riding around in my living room
It's part of my plan to find me a man and make him my groom
Perched up on high like a bird of prey I'm now looking down
I'm from S-U-Venus so the men from cars can just get out of town

But how can I snatch the perfect match and head for the altar
Every guy I meet thinks I'm real sweet but on commitment they falter
This guy named Tad had written an ad on soulmate search dot com
His special use of vocabulary made him sound like da bomb

Single Understanding Virgo
Seeks Unique Voluptuous
Sexy Unattached Vixen to
Satisfy with Unending Vigor in
Sensuous Uninhibited Ventures

We agreed to meet just down the street to end all the mystery
He pulled up in the new Cadillac Escalade and the rest is history
Now on Saturdays we take our kids to their pee-wee soccer games
And for the third time we're practicing LaMaze and picking out names

If you want to settle down and build a nest with kids at your heels
Get to the dealer where you can invest in a hope chest on wheels

Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again, again, again
Ridin' high again in my S-U-V
In my S-U-V
In my S-U-V