Lyrics

If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up? ? Pete Surdoval

You walked up to me
And asked me on a blind date
You said you?d pick me up
Just before past eight
But, you forgot to even ask me where I live

Tonight, you said soup-du-jour
Was some kind of French soup
The waiter laughed at you
But by then I already knew
You?re pretty cute even if you?re a little dumb

CHORUS
If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up
It?s getting late, I?ve heard enough
I?d like you much better if you just didn?t talk so much
If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up
Maybe one day we?ll hook up
I like you a lot, But you just talk way too much
If I Kiss You, Will You Please Shut Up

You didn?t get my hint
Cause you?re still talkin on and on
About fishin, foosball
And your high school trip to San Juan
I think it?s cute that you?re tryin way too hard

CHORUS

BRIDGE
You?re unconventionally handsome
And charmingly naïve
So I?m waiting here, wondering
If you?ll ever ever ever kiss me

BREAKDOWN
Will you shut up
Please shut up
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
I have one favor I need to ask of you
Shut Up

CHORUS
If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up
It?s getting late, I?ve heard enough
I?d like you much better if you just didn?t talk so much
If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up
Maybe one day we?ll hook up
You?re really hot, But you just talk way too much
If I Kiss You, Will You Shut Up
It?s getting late, I?ve heard enough
I like you a lot, And I?m really not a slut, but
If I Kiss You, Will You Please Shut Up (shhh)