Lyrics

Verse 1
a dead TV somehow the remote works
if anything you think it be vice verse
verse chorus chorus verse
I did not rehearse it all started with an internet search

Verse 2
we hooked up in the chat room I could not smell her perfume
she had a way with words computer nerd love birds
online she took me to the moon said we meet sometime soon
now I'm ready to meet Betty is she who I assume?

Interlude
fall out they're calling your name
true love wears blue at cybercafe

Verse 3
ten till at the cybercafe waiting for Betty
with my iced latte now I'm
looking sharp with my laptop surfing
on the internet doing last minute searching
anyone who's anyone every single person
if they make it then they got it on the internet for certain

Verse 4
the clock strikes twelve but it aint midnight
when a girl in blue appears in my sight
now I'm looking at her closely something just aint right
a five o'clock shadow kind of tall in height
it looked in my eye and smiled real wide
"hello my name is Betty" a cybervestite!

Verse 5
two different parts somehow they both work
if anything you think it be vice verse
one thing I've got one thing I've learned
I founnd true love in internet search

Outro
oh what a tangled web online