Story Behind The Song
Just thought it'd be funny to write a song with this title.
Song Description
What happens when a horse buys a Porsche? Find out here!
| Song Length |
2:44 |
Genre |
Unique - Children, Unique - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject |
Horses |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I'm Cowboy Bob and I'm a horse riding man
I rode a million miles 'cross this dusty land
My old horse Blackie took me all the way
Blackie's getting old and I'm missing some gold
Here come's the strange story that I ever told
How my old horse Blackie pulled up in a Porsche one day
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
It was all decked out in leather and chrome
I knocked on the window as he talked on the phone
I said "how's about a horse back ride and he said "Naaaay"
He motioned for me to come inside
I said "Why not, I'll take a ride"
One hoof on the pedal and then we both rode away.
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
We we're cruising down the highway, next thing I know
I saw more flashing lights than a rodeo
Then a man with a badge came and took our keys away
He said "A horse can't drive don't you know"
I said "Officer, I tried to tell him so
But he thinks that horseback riding's so yesterday.
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce
My horse bought a Porshce