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Bernie the Bubble Breathing Dragon

Bernie wasn?t like the other dragons,
She was pink, not brown or red or green
No time for dragon games
Like burning things with flames
Or scaring kids and acting really mean

She never really liked to play with fire
Dragon smoke always smelled like trouble
But she really liked to laugh
And take hot soapy baths
Drinking bathtub water, blowing bubbles

OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon
The most amazing thing that you have ever seen
There?s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke
She comes to town and everyone gets clean
The most amazing thing you?ve ever seen

Then one day at her dragon school
It was time to take the fire test
When she opened her mouth
Only bubbles would come out
Although she tried and tried to do her very best

Bully dragons laughed and called her names
She flew away into the sky above
So many bubble baths
Had put her fire out at last
And she became the bubble queen we love!

OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon
The most amazing thing that you have ever seen
There?s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke
She comes to town and everyone gets clean
The most amazing thing you?ve ever seen


One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four!
Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, more!
Eight hundred, nine hundred look at Bernie go!
A thousand bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by!

One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four!
Five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand, more!
Eight thousand, nine thousand look at Bernie go!
A million bubbles in the air, try to catch them if you dare!

One million, two million, three million, four!
Five million, six million, seven million, more!
Eight million, nine million look at Bernie go!
A billion bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by with?


Bernie the bubble breathing dragon
The most amazing thing that you have ever seen
There?s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke
She comes to town and everyone gets clean
The most amazing thing you?ve ever seen
OH! Bernie the bubble breather
Oh, you just got to see her
Bernie the bubble breathing dragon