Lyrics

She endlessly flirts with your friends and brothers.
Always is improper when speaking to your mother.
She has no reason to clean the unit.
She knows you are the one who, who will do it.

Pre Chorus:
She?s max?d out every single credit card.
Any every night you tuck in her cat Bernard.
She doesn?t stand during the national anthem.
And quickly leaves after she has orgasm.

C:
Don?t have to cry him a river but
He quivers.

She has an obsession with Reggae tunes.
Inspired her rasta underarm hairdo.
And she has more nipple hair than you do.
But what gets you is how fast it grew.

Pre Chorus:
She?s max?d out every single credit card.
Any every night you tuck in her cat Bernard.
She doesn?t stand during the national anthem.
And quickly leaves after she has orgasm.

C:
Don?t have to cry him a river but
He quivers.

Though she isn?t blond she is still an air-head.
Her tattoo on her butt says ?get mad instead?.
Her cell phone has no room at all for your number.
And she breaks up with you every summer night.

Pre Chorus:
She?s max?d out every single credit card.
Any every night you tuck in her cat Bernard.
She doesn?t stand during the national anthem.
And quickly leaves after she has orgasm.

C:
Don?t have to cry him a river but
He quivers.