Song Description

A satiracal look at the girl's gym teacher who goes a little too far in expressing her affections.

Lyrics

I?m 45, with a husky build
I teach girl?s gym class at Mount Saint Jill?s
Love my job maybe too much
Cause everybody knows I can look but cannot touch

I?m a predatory Lesbian
And my story has just begun
Got a fresh start, found religion
I hide my lies behind a whistle and a starter?s gun

I?m Predatory
Butch cut mandatory

When you hear the whistle blow,
Hit the showers don?t you know
Wish I could help you reach that spot
I like to sing when I?m on top

Sweating, bouncing pretty boobs
Freshly shaven little pubes
Can you see my hiding there?
Masturbating while you wash your hair

I?m Predatory
Gym class is mandatory

Didn?t Mr. Hogan teach you in science class?
The survival of the fittest, sweetest ass
Top of the poon chain, I bide my time
Sort out the weakest, get in your mind

I heard your boyfriend dumped you and no one cares
About the pain of High school and all of your fears
I will be here to listen to you
I will be here in my office?. after school

I?m predatory
I?m a Dyke, end of story