Song Description

"Porkopolis" serves up a scrumptious combo-platter of excessive food and sex

Lyrics

I?m so outta shape, I got a cooler on wheels
Rolling down to the beach, packing multiple meals
Physique not small, just big, not tall
Got no six pack, just a party ball

What?s the Populous of Porkopolis?

Food and sex is what I?m shoutin? about
I like my pork chops lean and girlfriends stout
Knockin the boots while Eatin a foot long
Just like Emeril, I wanna get my BAM on

I?ll eat some egg rolls and some Crab Rangoon
As I chop stick your (bleep) and make-a you come soon
Gotta have big butts and I cannot lie
With corn chips a drink and some pizza pie

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Now blindfold your eyes cause I wanna get kinky
Hot-dog and fries gonna make my breath stinky
All in your face I gonna blow my (BLEEP)
Cause this is a night that you won?t forget

Now Mickey Rourke in that movie had the right idea
Using food with sex, to make a kick ass-meal
The only difference from that and what I am saying
Is the nine and a half is the pounds we be gaining

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Missionary sex may have its appeal
But I like fucking while I?m eating a meal
I like to lick ice cream off a chocolate cake
Sitting on the ass of my true soul mate

I?ll nibble pork chops, right through your panty hose
Down a can of cheese whiz sucking on your toes
I make you hot with Mexican cuisine,
Sit back relax I?ll flick your refried bean

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I?m like Chachi, I need my short cake quick
Now dip your nipples in bowl of some sweet Bisquick
The other white meat, I wanna get ya naked
Now wrap my piggy in your buttermilk blanket

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Now Ms. Piggy porked Kermie as a matter of fact
Kermit liked the bumps in her bacon fat
Ralph Cramden and Norton had a gay affair
At the Raccoon Lodge in their underwear

Now I don?t care if you?re fat or slim
Some Big Mama?s fuckin? Tiny Tim
And if you think you?re too large to shake your buns
Just ask Weezy from the Jeffersons

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I got a sweet tooth that I looking to bite
Put some candy in your doodlebox and hang on tight
If kinky is a Twinkie placed on my own winkie
Then I trust that you will thinkie that I?m twinkie the kid

Let?s get drunk off a dozen white Russians
Then have breakfast in bed with a bag of McMuffins
You wanna get with me bring your appetite
Your not leaving here if your jeans are tight

Open up like a Wendy?s late night drive-thru
Biggie size my love cause you know that I want to
Realize that my craving?s real
For your triple X rated, Happy meal

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Let?s stay home and watch a late-night porno
Don?t kid yourself cause the pizza?s DiGorno
You want a Domino?s delivery three-way
Thirty minutes or less and your getting a free lay