Song Description

"Peanut Butter Lassie Trap" is a cumming-of-age tale about a young boy who discovers what man's best friend has always known... about sweet lovin'.

Lyrics

I remember the first time, I said ?what if??
I called you over to the couch and I opened a big ol? jar of Jiff
I later found out that you liked Peter Pan
It?s the peanut butter picky pooches pick
So I took a big dollop in my hand
And spread it all over my, all over my, all over my, my, my?

Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back
Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back

I pet you down girl
Run a comb through your hair
Now, when I saw you with the neighbor?s cocker spaniel
I have to admit, I got a little scared

Cuz I need someone loyal and loving
Who always comes to me when I call
So I took a handful of Skippy peanut butter
And smeared it all over my great big?

All over my, all over my, all over my, my, my?

Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back
Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back

She likes the flavor
I like the feel
I get the pleasure
She gets the meal

You can keep your cats
They?ve got scratchy tongues
And those little hamsters
They?re just not gonna get the job done

Don?t want no parakeets
They?ve got sharp-ass beaks
What I need is a hound
That knows how to get down

Come on over here,
I?m about to set me up a little?
Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back
Peanut butter lassie trap
Spread it on, and you?ll never look back