Song Description
A satirical look at trailer park infidelity that leads to a joyful dismemberment.
| Song Length |
2:49 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Brutal, Glad |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Murder, Rape |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Chet Atkins |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
5 EASY PIECES
Well I woke up this morning
And I turned on my TV
And the VCR played its latest star,
My wife cold cheating on me
She was humpin and a moanin,
Just like a porno chick
But the worst of all she?s with my best friend Bob
And he had a big horse dick
(Gonna cut you up in)
FIVE EASY PIECES, FIVE EASY PIECES!
Well I should have known it was coming,
Cause the bitch had it in for me
She didn?t like my dog, my pick up truck
Or my Johnnie Cash LP?s
I won?t go hooting or hollering,
I think I?ll just go grab my knife
And cut 'em up in five easy pieces,
then I?m gonna fuck Bob?s wife
(Gonna cut you up in)
FIVE EASY PIECES, FIVE EASY PIECES!
Well I cut em up in five easy pieces
And stuffed em in a bag
Then I buried them in the backyard
Right next to my ex
First I cut off my wife?s finger
The one with the wedding ring
And put Bob?s big ol? dick on the mantle piece
Now let me hear you sing