Lyrics

Same size of girlfriend
And different size of mind
Where does all his money go
And where does all his time

Spent on magic beans again
And the get-rich classifieds
Same size of girlfriend
Different size of mind

He thinks he's really funny
When he has imbibed
But she gets him out of trouble
When the bigger boys arrive

Same size of girlfriend
Different way of life

Beyond the clothes that match
He's working all the time
She can see beyond the front
That he's really not unkind

Same size of girlfriend
Different size of mind...