Lyrics

Farmer Tan
(Matthew Blagg)

405.447.4839
www.matthewblagg.com


Sittin' on a John Deere tractor. Basking in the sun all day.
Then I go down to the meadow, for a "lovely" time haulin' hay.
I come home tired and dirty. Baby wants a night on the town.
So I jump in the shower, and come out white and brown with a...

(chorus)
Farmer Tan. A lovely coppertone Farmer Tan.
There's somthing very special about a man with two-tone skin.
Farmer Tan. Nothin' beats a good Farmer Tan.
It's not the money that makes the man, it's the Farmer Tan.

I came by it honestly. It's real, and that's the truth.
This contrast of hues and colors, didn't come from any tanning booth.
I grew up a farm boy. Hard work is all I've ever known.
But don't call me a redneck. You can call me duo-tone.

(chorus)
Farmer Tan. A lovely coppertone Farmer Tan.
There's somthing very special about a man with two-tone skin.
Farmer Tan. Nothin' beats a good Farmer Tan.
It's not the money that makes the man, it's the Farmer Tan.

I could start a brand new fashion trend. It could sweep across the nation.
With New York City and Hollywood doing multiple pigmentation.
So if the Lifestyles of theRich and Famous want somethin' they've never seen.
Maybe they should feature me in GQ magazine. With my.....

(chorus)
Farmer Tan. A lovely coppertone Farmer Tan.
There's somthing very special about a man with two-tone skin.
Farmer Tan. Nothin' beats a good Farmer Tan.
It's not the money that makes the man, it's the Farmer Tan.

(tag)
It's not the money that makes the man, it's the Farmer Tan.